In brightest day
In blackest night
Bad movies can’t escape our sight
And though Joe worships Reynolds’ light
We can’t deny: Green Lantern’s shite!
Yes, we’ve managed to find the Ryan Reynolds movie that even Joe can’t love, and a DC Comics movie that Seb even thinks might be worse than Man of Steel. But is Green Lantern an interesting failure, or just a complete and total failure? Well, we’ve managed to spin it out into a two-and-a-half hour episode, so presumably there was something of note to talk about. Plus! We pull a bit of a downer on the Incredibles 2 trailer, assess Batgirl‘s chances of ever existing and explain who the heck The Boys are.